Thursday, February 19, 2009

Hetal Butt

Today's featured pro pro is Hetal B. Here are just a few DIRECT quotes from him:

"I would do both you [Nathan Lim], Sasha Cohen, and Scott Hamilton at the same time. I'd hit."

"I'm about to make sounds a grown man should never make."

"H-Bomb: Yep, that's me.
I love cock.
In the eye."

"H-Bomb: Apparently tonite, you and Nate gon choose the S-Prodigy tracks.
When ya'll meet up.
Don't forget. It's gon be HOT!
Hot like my dick!"

He's not officially fully out of the closet, but it still creeps us out.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Another Schmo-ment

White People.... 'nuff said.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009