Thursday, February 19, 2009

Hetal Butt

Today's featured pro pro is Hetal B. Here are just a few DIRECT quotes from him:

"I would do both you [Nathan Lim], Sasha Cohen, and Scott Hamilton at the same time. I'd hit."

"I'm about to make sounds a grown man should never make."

"H-Bomb: Yep, that's me.
I love cock.
In the eye."

"H-Bomb: Apparently tonite, you and Nate gon choose the S-Prodigy tracks.
When ya'll meet up.
Don't forget. It's gon be HOT!
Hot like my dick!"

He's not officially fully out of the closet, but it still creeps us out.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Another Schmo-ment

White People.... 'nuff said.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Thursday, January 29, 2009

SnowPro Sam

mmmmm.... Nathan Lim <3's sneak attacks. While Snowplow Sam, here, is having a heat stroke and can neither see nor hear shit, i take the opportunity to create another pro-ment.... just for our loyal followers...

Monday, January 26, 2009

Global Pro System (GPS)

What it do what it do! Lim is back in it with a vengeance! I was in Cleveland over the weekend, and i"m pretty sure that it's the pro-est city I've ever seen... even their highways are pro! This is a lovely visual of the GPS on the I-71/Snow Rd. exit.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

McDonalds does it again...

Wow, McDonalds...checkin in AGAIN with some pro-ishness. This entire cup is pro, literally every word on the cup. Wow Mickey D's, wow!

Thursday, January 22, 2009


Wintertime brings a lot of Pro, lol. Mittens, snow"blowers" and snowmen. But it also lets people draw on the cars of others. Often time this "graffiti" turns out to be pretty damned