HAHAHAHAHA. It never ceases to amaze me how clueless some people can be. Today's proment is brought to you today by the ever original Paul and Kevin. Although neither are TECHNICALLY out of the closet, neither have realized that they've accidentally fallen into an all out promance. So, as a word of advice to all those with friends who have homosexual tendencies, pro-blog has compiled a list of things to watch out for when encountering the ever elusive pro.
1. Know about the Threshold
It is always the rule of thumb that you can dish out more than you can take. If a man begins to caress you ever so gently, move. If you're doing it as a a joke. make sure he doesn't like it.
2. Know the Difference
Getting into a promance is brought about by doing activities together, as with any other relationship. Playing Wii Sports alone together in your apartment in the middle of the day? pro. Doing the same thing drunk in the middle of the night while trying to watch dragonball? nope.
3. The Arguments
Any healthy relationship needs good arguments. When two men begin to agree on everything, the situation becomes dangerously pro. If you find yourselves wearing the same express-brand clothing, posing together by the same cheap empty fifth on new years eve, or talking shit together about the originality of the same person, run away.... fast.
1 comment:
I'm lovin all of this! I too am tired of the "no homo" after every statement a guy makes. Keep it up, this is entirely too ammusing.
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